Thing #1- Hello, smog. Lovely to see you this fine morning as I gaze from the hospital window.
Thing #2- Why do I always manage to spill coffee on myself the mornings when I'm post-call?
Thing #3- The computers in the pediatric conference room are using a 10-year-old operating system. Awesome.
Thing #4- My school-distributed pager has them beat, though, because whenever I change the battery and the date resets, it asks me if I would like to set the year to 1999. Um, no.