nerd humor

A new medical joke, as related to me by my resident today:


So a bunch of doctors go duck hunting. Before long, a huge flock of ducks flies overhead.

The family practitioner looks up and says, "Looks like a duck... sounds like a duck... let me just check with a specialist."

The internist looks up and says, "Looks like a duck... sounds like a duck... I'd better go look it up just to be sure."

The psychiatrist looks up and says, "Looks like a duck... sounds like a duck... but does it know it's a duck?"

The pediatrician looks up and says, "Looks like a duck... sounds like a duck... aww, but he probably has little baby duckies and a cute little mama duck waiting for him at home..." then puts the gun down and bursts into tears.

The surgeon looks up and immediately raises his gun and shoots. Then he turns to the pathologist and says, "Go make sure that was a duck."