...of Texas, people. Texas.
We traveled this past week to go take Step II CS, the last part of our Big Bad Board Exam. It's just like an OSCE (which is a test where you interview/examine a pretend patient), only there are 12 pretend patients so it's an all-day thing, and it costs around $1000 to take, and it's a licensing exam so it's nationally standardized and really important. And also, in Houston.
This is how we knew we were in Texas:
Very... direct. ("That's not a threat, y'all. It's just a statement of fact.")
(Also, the test went fine.)